Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I don't even know how to title this one...

Here is our dialoge this morning, just as we are sitting down for scripture study:

(Because some mom’s of my kids friends read this blog, I am changing their names, so you won’t know for sure who has done what.)

Jerry: Mom, Newman peed in our room.

(Newman wears pull-ups to bed so I answered half listening): um - okay

Jerry: no he peed on our floor!

Me: What? Are you kidding? (then hollering to Newman) Why on earth would you do that?

Newman: (smiles his mischievous grin and shrugs shoulders)

Me & Hubby: Lecture ensues… punishment delivered… slight shudder and gagging on my part

Jerry: and he put his hand in it!

Me (to Newman): you TOUCHED it?

Newman: (shrug)

Me: (to Jerry) did he just touch it or did he put his hand in the way of the pee while he was peeing.

Jerry: He put his hand in front of his P*N*S while he peed.

Me: (frantically trying to remember if and when I touched that boy’s hand today) Newman, if you ever do that again, I swear….

Kramer: Do what? (he hadn’t heard the conversation earlier)

Me: Newman peed all over his floor

Kramer: oh – he does that all the time in my room.


W.H.A.T.????

16 comments:

Square Root of Family said...

There is a lot to be said for marking one's territory.

SO said...

First, I love the names that you chose for alias' and second, ewwwwww!!

Emmy said...

Oh my goodness! Aren't boys wonderful!

Our Crazy Family said...

I seriously almost peed my pants laughing while I was reading this post! How ironic huh? Gotta love those boys!

Rhonda said...

This cracks me up. Seriously, this could have been the same conversation we had with Elijah about 5 years ago. Oh my goodness I love boys.

Diane said...

OK, number 1, I LOVE Square Root's comment!!! I am so sorry, I know it's not funny, but I swear I am still laughing! Like someone else said, nearly peed in my own pants laughing! I love you for sharing so honestly with us! I've never met you or your family, but someday in heaven, we're gonna have sooooooo much to talk about!!!!

Many hugs...........

Diane

Beth said...

Oh Kathy...ewwww...did you figure out if you had touched his hand???

Shudder!

Michelle said...

Boys--like my 3 year old girl told her daddy--Boiled eggs don't stink; only boys stink ;)

gigi said...

BOYS!

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Oh the joys of little boys. I am potty training my youngest and he pees on everything. Ugh.
I hope you didnt hold his hand this morning, lol

pan x 8 said...

Love those boys and what they think is the most interesting thing in their moment!! It usually turns my life upside right!!

What a funny post!

heather said...

oh my. BOYS!! gross.

Connie said...

Boys - dirty little scoundrels...

Huston Family said...

I love being your friend! It's wonderful to know that my boys are just like everyone elses!

♫ Spasm ♫ said...

so glad I only have one boy!!!!!

Tink said...

Ewwww! But it totally sounds like a BOY! So I'm curious what you did next? Did you go sniffing around on "Kramer's" carpet to see if you could smell any pee? :)